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Aspirations Restraining Order
$20.00 – $100.00
I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me.

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Clown Prison Pie
$20.00 – $100.00
There’s no weapon in the pie. The weapon IS the pie.

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Prison Data Projects
$20.00 – $100.00
“For you new prisoners here, the guards will only let us use bar graphs on all of our prison data projects…”

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Prison Hashmark Tattoos
$20.00 – $100.00
One prisoner is giving another prisoner tattoos that are hashmarks of the time he’s been in prison.

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Swiss Army Shank
$20.00 – $100.00
My wife is so thoughtful! She sent a Swiss Army shank for my birthday!

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Tree With Prison Mirror
$20.00 – $100.00
A tree behind iron bars holds out mirror like a prison inmate.

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Aspirations Restraining Order