• Hypochondria Health Records

    Hypochondria Health Records

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Sorry I’m late, I had to retrieve your health records.

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  • Hypochondria Scan

    Hypochondria Scan

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Well, we’ve probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special “hypochondria scan.”

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  • Self-Induced Panic

    Self-Induced Panic

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    So I’m perfectly healthy? That’s good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?

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