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  • Chainsaw Combo

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Anita buys her inept husband the perfect gift.   Combo pack.

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  • Clown Mirror

    $20.00 – $100.00
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  • Contortionist Funeral

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend, and contortionist…

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  • Emotional Availability

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sorry we are currently emotionally unavailable.  Try again later.  Thanks!

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  • Foam Proposal

    $20.00 – $100.00
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  • Fuzzy Joke Love

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bill and Anita decide to spice up their love life with a trip to the adult section of their local joke shop.

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  • Hermit Crab Affair

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Tell me where the scoundrel is! I know he’s here somewhere!

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  • Hubby Bucket List

    $20.00 – $100.00

    4 chicken breast, 10 drumsticks, 10 thighs, 20 BBQ wings.  Edna stumbles upon her husband’s bucket list.

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  • Husband Co-host

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I don’t care if he takes the pressure off of you when we talk–get rid of the cohost!  Zing!

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  • Knitted Husband

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Scene showing an old woman knitting in her rocking chair while her husband is covered in a knitted suit while sitting in his chair reading the newspaper.

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  • Knitted Newspaper

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Scene showing an old woman knitting on the sofa next to her husband, who is reading a knitted newspaper that she is making.

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  • Low Peep Hole

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Don’t let him in — I don’t trust his shoes.

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  • Plant Hubby

    $20.00 – $100.00
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  • Prison Sentences

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We’ve been married so long we finish each other’s prison sentences.

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