• Boob Calls

    Boob Calls

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Marvin never got booty calls, just boob calls.

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  • Cat Shrink

    Cat Shrink

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I’m worried about myself, doc… I’m not spending much time with other cats…

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  • Facebook Live

    Facebook Live

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Facebook: The live version.

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  • Fifth Dentist

    Fifth Dentist

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    And so I tell Julie I would never recommend that, but does she listen to me? And how about this horrible restaurant? Bad food, bad service… There’s no way I recommend this place to anybody…

    Lenny regrets being friends with the fifth dentist.

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  • Fist Bump Doctor

    Fist Bump Doctor

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    I’m fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.

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  • I Heart NY

    I Heart NY

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Man with T-shirt which says: I heart NY but only in a strictly platonic sense.

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  • Illiterate Moron

    Illiterate Moron

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Hey, man, cool shirt.  I’m with illiterate moron.

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  • Insurance Benefit Friends

    Insurance Benefit Friends

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Then I’m gonna take my dirty, hot drug plan and cover you all over with the meds you want…  Oh God!!!  Friends with insurance benefits.

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  • Kick Me

    Kick Me

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Kick me.

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  • Kick Me Loser

    Kick Me Loser

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    HEH! HEH!  What a loser!  Kick me.  Kick me.

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  • Mail Bomb School

    Mail Bomb School

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Jenkins. I just received your latest assignment… it’s A+ work, my boy, A+ work!  Mail bomb correspondence school.

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  • Math Concert

    Math Concert

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Live in concert tonight:  The Mathematics.  Please form a Y=MX+B.

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  • Ned Ball

    Ned Ball

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Fun with Ned-ball.

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  • Outdoors Decor Motif

    Outdoors Decor Motif

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Wow, Geraldine, when you said you were redecorating with an outdoors motif I didn’t think you meant this…

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