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  • 30 Day Diet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days.

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  • 6 Millisecond Abs

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Okay, ready to begin the workout? And…Finished. Good Job!  6 Millisecond Abs

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  • Breakout

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man, I need to cut back on that chocolate…my face is really breaking out! Meanwhile…Geez, I need to cut back on that vanilla!

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  • Breathers Anonymous

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Breath Aholics Anonymous – Hi, my name is Glen, and I’ve been clean and sober for over one minute.

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  • Butt Smoking

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Although Jim quit smoking years ago his ass still enjoyed lighting one up on occasion.

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  • Couchaholic

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I am not lazy, I have a disease. It’s called couchaholism.

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  • Curly

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Say, why do they call you curly again?

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  • E-waste Versus E-waist

    $20.00 – $100.00

    E-waste Versus E-waist

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  • Emoticon Double Chin

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sigh … I need to get rid of this double chin …

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  • Food Inhaler

    $20.00 – $100.00

    James is having another hunger attack! Quickly, give me his food inhaler!

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  • Goya Yoga

    $20.00 – $100.00

    People are in class doing yoga in poses similar to the famous Goya painting, The Shootings of May Third 1808.

    Caption: Goya Yoga.

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  • Hole Foods

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Pete’s Whole Foods ” Good For You!” Danny’s Hole Foods “Donuts Baked Fresh Daily”

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  • Inactive Volcano

    $20.00 – $100.00

    No need to worry about the volcano it’s not very active.

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  • Joke Shop 5K

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Joke Shop 5K uses a prank starting gun.

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  • Marital Compromise

    $20.00 – $100.00

    My wife wanted to take a nap and I wanted to go for a walk so we compromised.

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  • Nevermore

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The raven from Edgar Allan Poe’s famous story, swears off smoking with “nevermore.”

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  • Next Wise Man

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Next wise man please.

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  • Patch Smoker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I don’t think you’re supposed to roll them up  and smoke them…

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  • Productive Sleep Stats

    $20.00 – $100.00

    It looks like another productive night of sleep and exercise. My smart watch logged seven hours of sleep and over 1,500 steps from sleep walking.

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  • Self-Induced Panic

    $20.00 – $100.00

    So I’m perfectly healthy? That’s good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?

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