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  • 31 Flavors Minus 30

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Storefront sign reads: ‘Al’s Ice Cream, 31 Flavors’

    fine print underneath reads ‘Minus 30’

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  • Air Puffs Cereal

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Man eating breakfast with a box of Air Puffs cereal. Cereal is floating out of the box and into the air.

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  • Almond Pain

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man eating an ‘Almond Pain’ candy bar gets his tongue trapped in a prank mousetrap in the candy bar.

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  • Apple Pie Upsell

    $20.00 – $100.00

    … Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?

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  • Automated Taco Maker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

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  • Bad Habits Patient

    $20.00 – $100.00

    If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you’ll be in as good a shape as you’ve never been.

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  • Big Head Burrito

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn’t as big as your head.  Welcome to El Cubo De Tierra ” Burritos As Big As Your Head!”

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  • Brain Helper

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Zombie is cooking brains with a box of Brain Helper.

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  • Bulimic Beffet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bulimic Buffet Bars.

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  • Cabbage Blame

    $20.00 – $100.00

    This is all your fault, you stinky vegetable!

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  • Cannibal Books

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Human Being Soup For The Soul.  Cannibal Self-Help Books.

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  • Cannibal Neighbors

    $20.00 – $100.00

    You got a cup of human I can barrow?  Cannibal Neighbors.

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  • CD Eater

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh great, Bon Jovi again.

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  • Cinnamon Roll Student

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Monroe Bakery.  Proud parent of a cinnamon roll student.

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  • Cooking With Godzilla

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The Cooking With Godzilla Show.  Be sure to let your building cook for 45 minutes at 350.  When finished sprinkle with some people…

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  • Dirtbag Refills

    $20.00 – $100.00

    More Coke, dirt bag?

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  • Eating Out With JC

    $20.00 – $100.00

    More breadsticks, anyone? They’re bottomless…

    Benefits of going out to eat with Jesus.

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  • Feedback Card

    $20.00 – $100.00

    How was your dining experience?  5-excellent 4-good 3-fair 2-poor 1-horrible!

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  • Flower Eater

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Are you gonna eat that?

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  • Food Inhaler

    $20.00 – $100.00

    James is having another hunger attack! Quickly, give me his food inhaler!

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