• Hypochondria Scan

    Hypochondria Scan

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Well, we’ve probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special “hypochondria scan.”

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  • Insomnia Literature

    Insomnia Literature

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I’m going to give you a bunch of literature about insomnia. Start reading it at bedtime and you’ll be asleep in no time.

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  • Mullet Infection

    Mullet Infection

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Weeell…. Looks like you’ve got a mullet infection.

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  • Picasso Plastic Surgery

    Picasso Plastic Surgery

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Person with rearranged face walking out of doctor’s office. Sign above reads: Picasso Plastic Surgery.

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