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  • Addicted To Love

    $20.00 – $100.00

    So your patient is suing you because he’s become addicted to love under your care. How much 80’s music do you play in your office?

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  • Breaking The Bad News

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Well, I don’t know how to break the bad news to you Mr. Jenson, but …

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  • Cat Shrink

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I’m worried about myself, doc… I’m not spending much time with other cats…

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  • Caught Something Nasty

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A doctor says to his patient who is holding something in a catcher’s mitt, “Looks like you caught something nasty there.”

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  • Cold Feet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I came here because my podiatrist said her could help me with my cold feet.  Couples therapy.

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  • Disco Fever

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Dr. Elwood prescribes 500mg of dancing for Barry’s disco fever.

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  • Doctor Handwriting Encryption

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Don’t worry- Your patients’ electronic records will be safe across your network. I’m using an encryption based on doctor handwriting legibility.

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  • Extra Nipples Side Effects

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “I’ve heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn’t worry about that if I were you.”

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  • Eye Exam Cheats

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Milton cheats on his eye exam.

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  • Fifth Dentist

    $20.00 – $100.00

    And so I tell Julie I would never recommend that, but does she listen to me? And how about this horrible restaurant? Bad food, bad service… There’s no way I recommend this place to anybody…

    Lenny regrets being friends with the fifth dentist.

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  • Fist Bump Doctor

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    I’m fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.

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  • Floor Reference

    $20.00 – $100.00

    …Well, I don’t see anything about it in physicians’ desk reference. Let’s check physicians’ floor reference.

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  • Flu Bonanza

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A doctor says to his patient who has a pig snout, wings, and cow patterns on him, “You’ve managed to catch bird flu, swine flu, and a touch of Mad Cow disease.”

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  • Fruit of the Loom Drug Test

    $20.00 – $100.00

    You guys passed your urine exam- The fruit punch came back clean… and delicious!

    The Fruit of the Loom guys get drug tested.

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  • Germaphobia Therapy Clinic

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Germaphobia Therapy Clinic

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  • Hamburger Helper Proctology

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Before the food retail business Hamburger Helper worked briefly in the medical field.

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  • Hearing Aid Repair

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Number one… Number one… Number one…Number one… Number one… Number one…Number one… Number one… Number one…

    Acme Hearing Aid Repair Shop

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  • Hypochondria Health Records

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sorry I’m late, I had to retrieve your health records.

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  • Hypochondria Scan

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Well, we’ve probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special “hypochondria scan.”

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  • Insomnia Literature

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I’m going to give you a bunch of literature about insomnia. Start reading it at bedtime and you’ll be asleep in no time.

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