Addicted To Love
$20.00 – $100.00So your patient is suing you because he’s become addicted to love under your care. How much 80’s music do you play in your office?
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So your patient is suing you because he’s become addicted to love under your care. How much 80’s music do you play in your office?
Well, I don’t know how to break the bad news to you Mr. Jenson, but …
I’m worried about myself, doc… I’m not spending much time with other cats…
A doctor says to his patient who is holding something in a catcher’s mitt, “Looks like you caught something nasty there.”
I came here because my podiatrist said her could help me with my cold feet. Â Couples therapy.
Don’t worry- Your patients’ electronic records will be safe across your network. I’m using an encryption based on doctor handwriting legibility.
“I’ve heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn’t worry about that if I were you.”
And so I tell Julie I would never recommend that, but does she listen to me? And how about this horrible restaurant? Bad food, bad service… There’s no way I recommend this place to anybody…
Lenny regrets being friends with the fifth dentist.
I’m fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.
…Well, I don’t see anything about it in physicians’ desk reference. Let’s check physicians’ floor reference.
A doctor says to his patient who has a pig snout, wings, and cow patterns on him, “You’ve managed to catch bird flu, swine flu, and a touch of Mad Cow disease.”
You guys passed your urine exam- The fruit punch came back clean… and delicious!
The Fruit of the Loom guys get drug tested.
Before the food retail business Hamburger Helper worked briefly in the medical field.
Number one… Number one… Number one…Number one… Number one… Number one…Number one… Number one… Number one…
Acme Hearing Aid Repair Shop
Well, we’ve probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special “hypochondria scan.”
I’m going to give you a bunch of literature about insomnia. Start reading it at bedtime and you’ll be asleep in no time.