• B-Negative Blood

    B-Negative Blood

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “The lab results came back … looks like your blood type is B-negative.”

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Bad Prognosis

    Bad Prognosis

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Quit being around the bush and just tell me how bad it is, doc!!!

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Biotic Battle

    Biotic Battle

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Blind Foresight

    Blind Foresight

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Your hindsight is 20/20, but your foresight is legally blind.

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Boundaries Doctor

    Boundaries Doctor

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    … Oh no, you’re thinking of doctors without borders. I’m with doctors without boundaries.

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Chest Hair Transplant

    Chest Hair Transplant

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Cloudy Images

    Cloudy Images

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Boy, these images look awful cloudy!

    Ugh! Moving all our data to the cloud was a smart move, but I’ve had to hear that stupid pun all week!

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Conjoined Twins

    Conjoined Twins

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    You mean we’ve been conjoined twins all these years for nothing?

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Hypochondria Scan

    Hypochondria Scan

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Well, we’ve probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special “hypochondria scan.”

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Insomnia Literature

    Insomnia Literature

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I’m going to give you a bunch of literature about insomnia. Start reading it at bedtime and you’ll be asleep in no time.

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page