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  • Beheading B-Ball

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Why is there a basketball goal up here?

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  • Biff Date

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Biff enjoyed dating older women.

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  • Breaking The Bad News

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Well, I don’t know how to break the bad news to you Mr. Jenson, but …

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  • Cemetery Plot Airbnb

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A headstone at a cemetery advertises its availability on the vacation booking site Airbnb.

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  • Clean Slate

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Graveyard headstone epitaph reads: Biff Sherwin, started with a clean slate but finished with this one.

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  • Computer Scientist Epitaph

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Epitaph on cemetery headstone reads: Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist, Booted Up 1928, Crashed 2009.

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  • Contortionist Funeral

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend, and contortionist…

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  • Cordless Bungee

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Although he was a great inventor, Herbert’s cordless bungee proves to be less than successful.

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  • Dead Air

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We need to pull the plug on this radio show.. There’s too much dead air.

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  • Dead MacDonald

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Old MacDonald bought the farm E-I-E-I-O…

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  • Dead Waldo

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Police search teams finally find Waldo.

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  • Death And Food To Go

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please.

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  • Death Birds

    $20.00 – $100.00
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  • Death Bum

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Life expectancy is on the rise.

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  • Death Check In

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Lakeville Medical Center.  Check In.  Cash and all major credit cards accepted.  Or save your money and check out.

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  • Death Dog Walk

    $20.00 – $100.00
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  • Death Feedback

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Feedback Card.  How was your death?  5. Excellent 4. Good 3. Fair 2. Poor 1. Horrible

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  • Death Outsourcing

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh, hey, relax, I’m not here to take you I’ve outsourced all that long ago.  I’m now strictly on the administrative end.

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  • Death Reads Life

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Death Reads Life

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  • Death Status

    $20.00 – $100.00

    When I’m finished with you would you like me to update your Facebook status?

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