• Data Dump

    Data Dump

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Dear John, Your preferential data points don’t align with my emerging interest clusters. This relationship is invalid. -Monica.

    John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend.

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  • Data Silence

    Data Silence

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “So what is the data telling us? Well, as of this point here, we’re no longer on speaking terms.”

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  • Data Trespasser Warning

    Data Trespasser Warning

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Man reading sign : Private cloud area /  No data trespassers allowed

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  • Data Visualization Tats

    Data Visualization Tats

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

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  • Digital Deadbeat Boyfriend

    Digital Deadbeat Boyfriend

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    It all started out innocently enough allowing Alexa to come into our home, but then she invited her deadbeat boyfriend along, and now we can’t seem to get rid of him.

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  • Downticks, Upticks, Antics

    Downticks, Upticks, Antics

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics.”

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  • Free Cookies

    Free Cookies

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “It’s our website’s grand opening. We’re offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.”

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  • Grim Reaper Dead Zone

    Grim Reaper Dead Zone

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The Grim Reaper complains about his phone always being in a dead zone.

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  • Hell Feedback Cards

    Hell Feedback Cards

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Feedback cards in Hell ask vanquished souls to rate their experience there.

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  • Low Expectations

    Low Expectations

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    As the data shows us in this chart, sales have exceeded expectations. In a related graph, expectations are at an all-time low.

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  • Magic Numbers

    Magic Numbers

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    ” … And thanks to the Great Anton with his powers of levitation, our customer intelligence numbers are up for the fourth consecutive month.”

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  • Magnum B.I.

    Magnum B.I.

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Uh oh! They’re bringing in Magnum BI to sort out our bad data!”

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  • March Madness Data Downer

    March Madness Data Downer

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Man at desk: “I carefully examine the data for my March Madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors.”

    Anita: “I really like the chartreuse-colored team this year!”

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  • Novelty Chart Hat

    Novelty Chart Hat

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “As the data indicates, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter…”

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  • OK Data

    OK Data

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Visualizing the data in pie-chart format made sub-par numbers seem okay.

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  • Personal Data Overload

    Personal Data Overload

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Man forgets anniversary due to overindulgence with his vital data.

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  • Prison Data Projects

    Prison Data Projects

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “For you new prisoners here, the guards will only let us use bar graphs on all of our prison data projects…”

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  • Productive Sleep Stats

    Productive Sleep Stats

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    It looks like another productive night of sleep and exercise. My smart watch logged seven hours of sleep and over 1,500 steps from sleep walking.

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  • Psychic Data

    Psychic Data

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “I will now peek into your future, David…”

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  • Reactive Data Security

    Reactive Data Security

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Two data workers running in full panic out of room with sign on door “Reactive Data Security”

    Data worker relaxing in another room with sign on door “Predictive Data Security”

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