3D Printer Chart
$20.00 – $100.00I accidentally sent this week’s data charts to the 3-D printer.
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Abandoned Data Storage
$20.00 – $100.00Okay, here’s an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We’ll start the bidding at $50…
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Activation Key to the City
$20.00 – $100.00For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!
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Another Data Breach
$20.00 – $100.00What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?
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Bar Graph Bonus
$20.00 – $100.00Businessman standing beside chart with long downward bar graph taped to it.
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Behavioral Tracking Christmas
$20.00 – $100.00“Sorry, Tyler, but based on your behavior so far, there’s a 63.7% chance you’ll get coal for Christmas … ”
Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.
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Building Repair Budget
$20.00 – $100.00“… And so it looks like another bad month as the data continues its downward trend.”
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Censored Data
$20.00 – $100.00“The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars.”
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Cloudy Images
$20.00 – $100.00Boy, these images look awful cloudy!
Ugh! Moving all our data to the cloud was a smart move, but I’ve had to hear that stupid pun all week!
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Continued Downstairs
$20.00 – $100.00The numbers look bad this month… like, the-chart-is-continued-downstairs bad.
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Cow Data
$20.00 – $100.00Some Swiss dairy farmers are attaching monitors to their cows so they can track hormonal data on their smartphones imagine those texts…
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Crushed Data Preview
$20.00 – $100.00Last month’s sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.
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Data Beggar
$20.00 – $100.00Beggar on street corner with sign reading: ‘Had volumes of data at my fingertips and still didn’t see this one coming.’
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Data Bodyguard
$20.00 – $100.00“Let me introduce you to James, our data steward, Bill, our data custodian, and ‘Moose,’ our data bodyguard.”
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Data Collection Schemes
$20.00 – $100.00Jerry unwittingly walks into another data collection scheme.
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Data Cooler
$20.00 – $100.00This new water cooler streamlines the gossip process – we get all the numbers and none of the fluff. The R.O.I. just sky rocketed!
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Data Dice
$20.00 – $100.00I Don’t know, I just thought my data dash-board could use some fuzzy dice.