• 3D Printer Chart

    3D Printer Chart

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I accidentally sent this week’s data charts to the 3-D printer.

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  • Abandoned Data Storage

    Abandoned Data Storage

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Okay, here’s an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We’ll start the bidding at $50…

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  • Activation Key to the City

    Activation Key to the City

    $20.00 – $100.00

    For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!

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  • Al-Gorithm

    Al-Gorithm

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Al Gorithm Chief Data Officer

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  • Another Data Breach

    Another Data Breach

    $20.00 – $100.00

    What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?

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  • Bar Graph Bonus

    Bar Graph Bonus

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Businessman standing beside chart with long downward bar graph taped to it.

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  • Behavioral Tracking Christmas

    Behavioral Tracking Christmas

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Sorry, Tyler, but based on your behavior so far, there’s a 63.7% chance you’ll get coal for Christmas … ”

    Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

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  • Brutal IT Budget Cuts

    Brutal IT Budget Cuts

    $20.00 – $100.00

    These cuts to the IT budget have been brutal, huh?

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  • Building Repair Budget

    Building Repair Budget

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “… And so it looks like another bad month as the data continues its downward trend.”

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  • Censored Data

    Censored Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars.”

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  • Clean Data

    Clean Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Conrad always had the cleanest data.

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  • Cloudy Images

    Cloudy Images

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Boy, these images look awful cloudy!

    Ugh! Moving all our data to the cloud was a smart move, but I’ve had to hear that stupid pun all week!

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  • Continued Downstairs

    Continued Downstairs

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The numbers look bad this month… like, the-chart-is-continued-downstairs bad.

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  • Cow Data

    Cow Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Some Swiss dairy farmers are attaching monitors to their cows so they can track hormonal data on their smartphones imagine those texts…

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  • Crushed Data Preview

    Crushed Data Preview

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A gag cartoon showing a business man standing next to a chart in a meeting room saying, “Last month’s sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.”

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  • Data Beggar

    Data Beggar

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Beggar on street corner with sign reading: ‘Had volumes of data at my fingertips and still didn’t see this one coming.’

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  • Data Bodyguard

    Data Bodyguard

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Let me introduce you to James, our data steward, Bill, our data custodian, and ‘Moose,’ our data bodyguard.”

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  • Data Collection Schemes

    Data Collection Schemes

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Jerry unwittingly walks into another data collection scheme.

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  • Data Cooler

    Data Cooler

    $20.00 – $100.00

    This new water cooler streamlines the gossip process – we get all the numbers and none of the fluff. The R.O.I. just sky rocketed!

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  • Data Dice

    Data Dice

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I Don’t know, I just thought my data dash-board could use some fuzzy dice.

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