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  • Bar Bouncer Resumes

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Let’s see here … fifteen guys in the hospital … you gave seventeen black eyes, twelve fat lips, five broken bones, thirty-two concussions, and ten bloody noses … impressive, Mr. Simmons, impressive.

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  • Digital Uniforms

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I upgraded to the new digital uniform.

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  • Excellence In Certificates

    $20.00 – $100.00

    ‘Certificate of excellence in achieving certificates’ certificate, surrounded by many other certificates hanging on office wall.

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  • Four-Letter General

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

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  • QR Code Patch

    $20.00 – $100.00

    After the last round of budget cuts the military gave us these QR code patches. You’ll have to scan it with your smartphone to see my uniform decorations.

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