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Let’s see here … fifteen guys in the hospital … you gave seventeen black eyes, twelve fat lips, five broken bones, thirty-two concussions, and ten bloody noses … impressive, Mr. Simmons, impressive.
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I upgraded to the new digital uniform.
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‘Certificate of excellence in achieving certificates’ certificate, surrounded by many other certificates hanging on office wall.
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Edward Cranston, four-letter general.
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After the last round of budget cuts the military gave us these QR code patches. You’ll have to scan it with your smartphone to see my uniform decorations.