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  • Abduction Therapy

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Things haven’t been the same since the alien abduction…Marriage Counselor

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  • Bad Virus

    $20.00 – $100.00

    OOOH…I don’t feel so good…  Bad virus, BAD!

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  • Cold Feet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I came here because my podiatrist said her could help me with my cold feet.  Couples therapy.

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  • Covered Husband

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Well springtime is here, time to take the dust cover off the ol’ motorcycle and the ol’ husband…

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  • Crazy Janine

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Well there you are,  you sneaky little fella!  It took a while but I finally found you!  Let’s do lunch, babe!  Janine often played hard to get. Rid Of.

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  • Jumbletron

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting ‘Susan, will you marry me?’ to the stadium’s Jumbletron.

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  • Knitted Husband

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Scene showing an old woman knitting in her rocking chair while her husband is covered in a knitted suit while sitting in his chair reading the newspaper.

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  • Knitted Newspaper

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Scene showing an old woman knitting on the sofa next to her husband, who is reading a knitted newspaper that she is making.

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  • Las Vagueness

    $20.00 – $100.00

    What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness..

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  • Low Peep Hole

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Don’t let him in — I don’t trust his shoes.

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  • Marital Compromise

    $20.00 – $100.00

    My wife wanted to take a nap and I wanted to go for a walk so we compromised.

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  • Master Closet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh, look, honey – the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!

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  • Moron Bar

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The moron night club and bar.  Pssst!  Pssst!  You can make an extra twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge,  look the other way and lets us sneak in.

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  • Photobomb Picture Request

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Excuse me, Sir– could you photobomb our picture?

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  • Prison Sentences

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We’ve been married so long we finish each other’s prison sentences.

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  • Three’s A Crowd

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man and woman are at a restaurant drinking with their arms twisted around each other and a third arm pops up in the middle of them.

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  • Unsilent Treatment

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We got into an argument and now she’s giving me the un-silent treatment.

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