• Cell Phone Dog

    Cell Phone Dog

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Bark! Bark! Bark!

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  • Desk Job

    Desk Job

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Mr. Bennett, I’m calling regarding the job you applied for with us. It turns out a desk job just opened up! so when can you start?

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  • Labyrinth Appraiser

    Labyrinth Appraiser

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Yes, I know you’ve been calling here for years trying to get ahold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn’t in right now… in fact, he still hasn’t returned from his first-ever appraisal!

    Jack Shelton, Labyrinth Appraiser

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  • Reaper Phone

    Reaper Phone

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Nooooooooo!  Please don’t kill my phone!

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  • Robo Caller

    Robo Caller

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Oh, God I have to talk to a @#*!  Human!  Unit 3000-21 calls customer service.

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