• Saw Mill Applicant

    Saw Mill Applicant

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?

     

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  • Send In The Cloud

    Send In The Cloud

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “No, Jenkins! I said we need to start using the cloud! THE C-L-O-U-D!”

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  • Small Data

    Small Data

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    We can’t do big data, so we got a bunch of small data and threw it all together.

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  • Social Media Elevator Buttons

    Social Media Elevator Buttons

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A businessman in an elevator looks at social media buttons on the elevator button directory.

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  • Social Media Post Data

    Social Media Post Data

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat-shaming memes.”

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  • Submarine Goals

    Submarine Goals

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Once again, we’ve managed to miss this month’s sales goals. Fortunately, we hit all of our sub goals.

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  • Sucking Sales Strategy

    Sucking Sales Strategy

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A cartoon depiction of two business men looking at a negative sales chart. One says to the other, “I think we need to pivot away from our strategy of sucking.”

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  • Time Traveler of the Year

    Time Traveler of the Year

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Businessman sits at his office desk with a certificate on the wall which reads “Time Traveler of the Year, 3173 A.D.”

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  • Trust Fund Trust Fall

    Trust Fund Trust Fall

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Trust fund trust fall.

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  • Uber Segway Driver

    Uber Segway Driver

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Uber driver is transporting a passenger on his Segway.

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  • Underling Supply Agency

    Underling Supply Agency

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “I didn’t just store my acorns – I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio.”

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  • Unpronounceable Name

    Unpronounceable Name

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Hello? Yes, this is **** ***** speaking. What can I do for you?”

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  • Visualization Team

    Visualization Team

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “… And here we have our data visualization team. This is Dave our pie chart specialist, Lenny in bar graphics, and Spence, our scatterplot designer.”

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  • Wait To Be Cheated

    Wait To Be Cheated

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Man at tax consultant agency reads sign that says ‘Please wait to be cheated.’

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  • Water Cooler Hipsters

    Water Cooler Hipsters

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “We’re actually gossiping at a water cooler instead of on social media. Does this make us hipsters?”

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  • Wisdom For A Swipe

    Wisdom For A Swipe

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A man is sitting by a credit card reader and a sign that reads: ‘A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting Visa and Mastercard.’

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