• Bermuda Love Triangle

    Bermuda Love Triangle

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Bill?  Bill?  Where did Bill Go?  Bermuda Love Triangle.

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  • Dog Steaks

    Dog Steaks

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Sorry, sir, but I had to throw all your T-bone steaks to the dogs so they wouldn’t attack me… um… that’ll be $49.71 please…

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  • Food Poisoning

    Food Poisoning

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Would you like to add a dollar to your bill by donating to the food poisoning lawsuit fund?

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