Art Museum Maze
$20.00 – $100.00Mouse looking at paintings in an art museum maze.
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Mouse looking at paintings in an art museum maze.
Man looking confused at a blank art canvas in museum. Another man looks at a question mark painting but is thinking nothing.
Street sketch artist has sign reading ‘Conclusions Drawn $20.00’ His easel has the words ‘Still lives at home with mom and dad’ written on it, with a nerdy looking grown man as his customer.
Artist in the desert offering portraits drawn. His pictures are all stranded desert crawlers.
Anthropologist is looking at cave art. One of the animal drawings on the cave wall is dot to dot.
“I couldn’t find real fruit for your still life painting, so we’ll just use these fruit roll-ups.”
Apparently my writing is so bad I’ve been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA.
People are in class doing yoga in poses similar to the famous Goya painting, The Shootings of May Third 1808.
Caption: Goya Yoga.
“Do any of these eyes look like the ones spying on you behind an old mansion painting?”
“Stop! You can’t touch this!!”
Caption: MC Hammer takes a security guard job at an art museum.
Remember to keep practicing, class. Next week we’re doing complex shapes.
Police outline artist training academy: The intro 101 class.
Artist standing by his easel with a painting of ped-xing pictograph.
“You may have seen some of my other paintings … they’re all over the place.”
Person with rearranged face walking out of doctor’s office. Sign above reads: Picasso Plastic Surgery.
Painter Pablo Picasso is drunk on the floor of his studio, belching loudly.
Caption: Picasso’s brew period.
Jackson Pollock painting on a large canvas with numbers on it in his studio.
Caption: Jackson Pollock’s early paint-by-numbers period.
Jackson Pollock getting ready to splatter-paint a child’s face at a youth birthday party.
Caption: Jackson Pollock’s short-lived career as a kid’s party face painter.
Jean’s later work is heavily criticized for being too commercial.
“Have you considered drawing other people?”
The Surrealist Writers Union goes on strike.
Artist wearing a V-neck shirt in his studio with V-shapes on all of his paintings.