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  • Continuation General

    $20.00 – $100.00

    General has patch below decorations on uniform which says Cont. on back.

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  • Decorated Cake

    $20.00 – $100.00

    He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday.

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  • Digital Uniforms

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I upgraded to the new digital uniform.

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  • Four-Letter General

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

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  • Joke Tank

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny’s Joke shop in Hoboken, New Jersey.

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  • Palindrone

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We call it “The Palindrone.” Another failed weapons project by the U.S. government.

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  • QR Code Patch

    $20.00 – $100.00

    After the last round of budget cuts the military gave us these QR code patches. You’ll have to scan it with your smartphone to see my uniform decorations.

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  • Shock And Omelet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh boy, my favorite – shock and omelet!

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