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Continuation General
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
General has patch below decorations on uniform which says Cont. on back.

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Decorated Cake
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday.

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Digital Uniforms
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I upgraded to the new digital uniform.

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Four-Letter General
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Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

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Joke Tank
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny’s Joke shop in Hoboken, New Jersey.

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Palindrone
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We call it “The Palindrone.” Another failed weapons project by the U.S. government.

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QR Code Patch
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
After the last round of budget cuts the military gave us these QR code patches. You’ll have to scan it with your smartphone to see my uniform decorations.

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Shock And Omelet
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Oh boy, my favorite – shock and omelet!

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