• Powdered Urine

    Powdered Urine

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Employee drug testing today

    You think Simmons is on drugs?

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  • Prankster Of The Month

    Prankster Of The Month

    $20.00 – $100.00

    An upside down picture of the employee of the month is next to a right side up picture of the prankster of the month.

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  • Prime Poster Company

    Prime Poster Company

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Prime Poster Company

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  • Protest Sign Editors

    Protest Sign Editors

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Your stuff is good but it’s not quite what we’re in the market for right now. Maybe we’ll have something for you in a year or so.

    Protest sign editors.

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  • Safety Monocle

    Safety Monocle

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The gentlemen’s apparel Co. – Safety monocle required in work zone.

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  • Samaritemp

    Samaritemp

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Man, I don’t know what really happened- I mentioned self-executing files and…

    The temp agency decides not to send any more samarai warriors to the programming department.

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  • Saw Mill Applicant

    Saw Mill Applicant

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?

     

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  • Shower Drive Thru

    Shower Drive Thru

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Thank you for your order.  Please pull up to the next window…  AAAH! Pervert!!

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  • Siri The Work Snitch

    Siri The Work Snitch

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A cartoon featuring one office worker saying to other women by water cooler, “I think Siri’s trying to get a promotion- she secretly told the boss about the nap alarm I set earlier.”

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  • Slacker Inbox

    Slacker Inbox

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “You’ve only finished two reports and now you’re sitting around doing nothing! Quit goofing off, Perkins!”

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  • Sleep Interview

    Sleep Interview

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Tell me why you think you’re qualified to work here…

    Sleep research clinic LLC

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  • Smoke Break Firing Range

    Smoke Break Firing Range

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Is is just me or does the smoke break area keep moving closer to the firing squad range?”

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  • Smooth Career Transition

    Smooth Career Transition

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I went from being a chef to cooking the books for a shady organization, so it was a pretty smooth career transition.

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  • Snow Cone Gossip

    Snow Cone Gossip

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?…

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  • Stilt Walker Strike

    Stilt Walker Strike

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The Stilt Walkers Union goes on strike.

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  • Sugar Words

    Sugar Words

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Felix decides right then to stop sugar coating his words.

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  • Tightrope Man

    Tightrope Man

    $20.00 – $100.00

    So Erma tells me you were a tightrope walker.

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  • Uber Segway Driver

    Uber Segway Driver

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Uber driver is transporting a passenger on his Segway.

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  • Vacuum Van

    Vacuum Van

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Ace Vacuum Repair “Our service really sucks”

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  • Whelmed

    Whelmed

    $20.00 – $100.00

    What can I say, Carl… I’m whelmed.

    Jim never got overwhelmed.

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