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Yes, I know you’ve been calling here for years trying to get ahold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn’t in right now… in fact, he still hasn’t returned from his first-ever appraisal!
Jack Shelton, Labyrinth Appraiser
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I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read “mow the lawn,” not “plow the lawn.”
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Dang it, Mel, you never finish anything you start!
What do you mean I never
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Phil’s mental notes were getting out of hand.
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“Either I’ve got writer’s block or all my good ideas are going to my mental spam folder.”
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Honey, Â I’m running late, have you seen my feet?
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Hey, baby, nice legs. Â Yo, honey, how about a big sloppy kiss! Â Yo baby. Â Gilbert McClumsky, nerd construction worker.
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Next window of opportunity
Charles had moved up as far as he could in the company.
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Congratulations, you got the job.
No show auditions today 1-4
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Nomads! Work from home $2,000.00 per week!
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Award of Excellence in Office Administration
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One man and two trucks
One man and two trucks
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So much for “don’t ask don’t tell.”
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Out to lunch back in an hour.
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Man, there’s gotta be an easier way to do this…
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Tom gets run over by the party train.
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Photocoffier: A fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.
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Thank you so much for taking me out of that, guys. I don’t know what I was thinking– I guess I just felt guilty about poisoning the coffee.
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