Politician Truth Yoga
$20.00 – $100.00No, senator, I’m afraid stretching the truth doesn’t count as yoga.
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No, senator, I’m afraid stretching the truth doesn’t count as yoga.
It looks like another productive night of sleep and exercise. My smart watch logged seven hours of sleep and over 1,500 steps from sleep walking.
A man with really high eyebrows tells another man, “I’m not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.”
“Arrr! This X marks the buried treasure and this X marks a safe social distance!”
So I’m perfectly healthy? That’s good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?
The Wicked Witch was doing quite well in the marathon until she thoughtlessly grabbed a cup of water and threw it in her face.
They had a special at the tan salon today..buy a full body spray tan, get a free air-brushed wizard painting!