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30 Day Diet
$20.00 – $100.00
I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days.

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6 Millisecond Abs
$20.00 – $100.00
Okay, ready to begin the workout? And…Finished. Good Job! 6 Millisecond Abs

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666 Scalp
$20.00 – $100.00
What’s this mark on your scalp…666?… There’s always something you don’t want to find out about yourself.

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Bad Habits Patient
$20.00 – $100.00
If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you’ll be in as good a shape as you’ve never been.

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Bad Virus
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OOOH…I don’t feel so good… Bad virus, BAD!

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Beer Shoulder
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Instead of a beer belly, Tom had a beer shoulder.

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Breakout
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Man, I need to cut back on that chocolate…my face is really breaking out! Meanwhile…Geez, I need to cut back on that vanilla!

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Breathers Anonymous
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Breath Aholics Anonymous – Hi, my name is Glen, and I’ve been clean and sober for over one minute.

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Bulimic Ant
$20.00 – $100.00
You guys go ahead, I’ll catch up in a minute… Alford the bulimic picnic ant.

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Butt Smoking
$20.00 – $100.00
Although Jim quit smoking years ago his ass still enjoyed lighting one up on occasion.

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Couchaholic
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I am not lazy, I have a disease. It’s called couchaholism.

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Crystal Ball Smartwatch
$20.00 – $100.00
“I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches!”

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Curly
$20.00 – $100.00
Say, why do they call you curly again?

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E Cig Roller
$20.00 – $100.00
I roll my own e-cigarettes.

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Hole Foods
$20.00 – $100.00
Pete’s Whole Foods ” Good For You!” Danny’s Hole Foods “Donuts Baked Fresh Daily”

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Inactive Volcano
$20.00 – $100.00
No need to worry about the volcano it’s not very active.

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Nevermore
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The raven from Edgar Allan Poe’s famous story, swears off smoking with “nevermore.”

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Next Wise Man
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Next wise man please.

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Patch Smoker
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I don’t think you’re supposed to roll them up and smoke them…

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Pestered Guru
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Mr. wise sage–what words of wisdom can you give me? No matter where you go, people somehow find you.

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