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  • 30 Day Diet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days.

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  • 6 Millisecond Abs

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Okay, ready to begin the workout? And…Finished. Good Job!  6 Millisecond Abs

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  • 666 Scalp

    $20.00 – $100.00

    What’s this mark on your scalp…666?… There’s always something you don’t want to find out about yourself.

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  • Bad Habits Patient

    $20.00 – $100.00

    If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you’ll be in as good a shape as you’ve never been.

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  • Bad Virus

    $20.00 – $100.00

    OOOH…I don’t feel so good…  Bad virus, BAD!

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  • Beer Shoulder

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Instead of a beer belly, Tom had a beer shoulder.

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  • Breakout

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man, I need to cut back on that chocolate…my face is really breaking out! Meanwhile…Geez, I need to cut back on that vanilla!

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  • Breathers Anonymous

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Breath Aholics Anonymous – Hi, my name is Glen, and I’ve been clean and sober for over one minute.

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  • Bulimic Ant

    $20.00 – $100.00

    You guys go ahead, I’ll catch up in a minute…  Alford the bulimic picnic ant.

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  • Butt Smoking

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Although Jim quit smoking years ago his ass still enjoyed lighting one up on occasion.

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  • Couchaholic

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I am not lazy, I have a disease. It’s called couchaholism.

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  • Crystal Ball Smartwatch

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches!”

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  • Curly

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Say, why do they call you curly again?

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  • E Cig Roller

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I roll my own e-cigarettes.

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  • Hole Foods

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Pete’s Whole Foods ” Good For You!” Danny’s Hole Foods “Donuts Baked Fresh Daily”

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  • Inactive Volcano

    $20.00 – $100.00

    No need to worry about the volcano it’s not very active.

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  • Nevermore

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The raven from Edgar Allan Poe’s famous story, swears off smoking with “nevermore.”

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  • Next Wise Man

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Next wise man please.

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  • Patch Smoker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I don’t think you’re supposed to roll them up  and smoke them…

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  • Pestered Guru

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Mr. wise sage–what words of wisdom can you give me? No matter where you go, people somehow find you.

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