30 Day Diet
$20.00 – $100.00I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days.
Showing 1–20 of 30 results
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6 Millisecond Abs
$20.00 – $100.00Okay, ready to begin the workout? And…Finished. Good Job! 6 Millisecond Abs
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666 Scalp
$20.00 – $100.00What’s this mark on your scalp…666?… There’s always something you don’t want to find out about yourself.
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Bad Habits Patient
$20.00 – $100.00If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you’ll be in as good a shape as you’ve never been.
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Breakout
$20.00 – $100.00Man, I need to cut back on that chocolate…my face is really breaking out! Meanwhile…Geez, I need to cut back on that vanilla!
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Breathers Anonymous
$20.00 – $100.00Breath Aholics Anonymous – Hi, my name is Glen, and I’ve been clean and sober for over one minute.
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Bulimic Ant
$20.00 – $100.00You guys go ahead, I’ll catch up in a minute… Alford the bulimic picnic ant.
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Butt Smoking
$20.00 – $100.00Although Jim quit smoking years ago his ass still enjoyed lighting one up on occasion.
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Hole Foods
$20.00 – $100.00Pete’s Whole Foods ” Good For You!” Danny’s Hole Foods “Donuts Baked Fresh Daily”
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Nevermore
$20.00 – $100.00The raven from Edgar Allan Poe’s famous story, swears off smoking with “nevermore.”
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Pestered Guru
$20.00 – $100.00Mr. wise sage–what words of wisdom can you give me? No matter where you go, people somehow find you.