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  • #2 Dad

    $20.00 – $100.00

    #2 Dad.

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  • Adapted Child

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Mom, dad it’s time for me to know the truth…  was I adapted?

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  • Adoption Choices

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Warm Hearts Adoption Agency.  Humans.  Highways.

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  • Bad Gilbert

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Look at it, son.. LOOK AT IT!  When Gilbert was bad his parents made him face the corner, when he was really bad they made him face the world.

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  • Balloon Tone

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Yeah, whatever mom!  Don’t you talk to me in that tone of speech balloon!

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  • Bed Maker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    No breakfast until you’re finished making your bed, Joey.

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  • Canine Kid

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Father is walking his son with a restraining harness and leash while his son pees like a dog on a fire hydrant.

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  • Dad Competition

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The competition was fierce this year.

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  • Digital Family Time

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We’ve been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time.  Everybody log on to the family facebook page.

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  • Dork Outside

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Kids!  It’s time to come in, it’s getting dark outside!

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  • Energy Swap

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Genie, this isn’t what I meant when I wished I had my kids’ energy…

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  • Escape Pod

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I knew I never should have had that escape pod installed!  Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

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  • Family Funding

    $20.00 – $100.00

    That’s all the money I have in my wallet, so don’t ask for any more!

    You gave me a dead moth and a ball of lint.

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  • Fenton’s Mom

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Attn Employees:  Chester Fenton’s mom passed away.  We’re taking up a collection.

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  • Hair Support

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?

    I used it to buy a neck brace instead.

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  • Heartfelt TED Talk

    $20.00 – $100.00

    … Well, son, I’m really glad we could have this heart-to-heart TED talk.

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  • New Contacts

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sweetie, why are you so sad?

    Nobody noticed my new contact lenses at school today.

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  • Nude Pajama Day

    $20.00 – $100.00

    This is the third time you’ve called me down here on pajama day, and for the third time I’m here to tell you that this is what my son wears to bed!

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  • Pantomime Parenting

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

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  • The Cannonball Kid

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.”

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