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  • Learning Ventriloquism

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional program.  You are now listening to the lesson number one…  Ventriloquism instructional series.

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  • Mail Bomb School

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Jenkins. I just received your latest assignment… it’s A+ work, my boy, A+ work!  Mail bomb correspondence school.

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  • Math Concert

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Live in concert tonight:  The Mathematics.  Please form a Y=MX+B.

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  • Metaphor On The Floor

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Hey!  Metaphor on the floor, mister.  Welcome to creative writing!  Mrs. Denthauer.

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  • Militarized Monitors

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Is it just me or are the school hall monitors becoming increasingly militarized?

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  • Mind Proofreader

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Madame Sapphire, mind proofreader.

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  • Moron Bar

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The moron night club and bar.  Pssst!  Pssst!  You can make an extra twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge,  look the other way and lets us sneak in.

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  • Negative IQ

    $20.00 – $100.00

    IQ testing center.  Chuckie’s test results came back negative.

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  • Nerd Cat Calls

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Hey, baby, nice legs.  Yo, honey, how about a big sloppy kiss!  Yo baby.  Gilbert McClumsky, nerd construction worker.

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  • Ninja Student

    $20.00 – $100.00

    OOOH, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper!  Great!

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  • Nude Pajama Day

    $20.00 – $100.00

    This is the third time you’ve called me down here on pajama day, and for the third time I’m here to tell you that this is what my son wears to bed!

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  • OCD Student

    $20.00 – $100.00

    This probably isn’t the most suitable punishment for him.  I will not be obsessive compulsive in class.

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  • Online Cheerleader

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Wow, I didn’t know online universities needed cheerleaders.

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  • Reading Shark

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Nelson encounters the legendarily dangerous reading shark.

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  • Skeleton Assembly

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Skeleton model kit.  Skeleton kit assembly instructions.  1. The head bone connected to the neck bone. 2. The neck bone connected to the back bone.  3. The back bone connected to the thigh bone.  4. The thigh bone connected to the knee bone.  5. The knee bone connected to the leg bone.

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  • Smart Investment

    $20.00 – $100.00

    He’s telling you the truth, he doesn’t have his lunch money today. He invested it in my services.

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  • SOS Distress

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Castaway is trying to write “SOS” in the sand of the island he is stranded on, but is having a little trouble.

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  • Speaking Algebra

    $20.00 – $100.00

    She’s taking chinese and algebra this semester.  Go on, Francine, speak a little algebra for them…

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  • Student Tick

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Wait, don’t kill that tick!  He’s a foreign exchange student… we’re his host family.

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  • Thanksgiving Dyslexia

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Your son William has a rare form of dyslexia…

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