• Small Data

    Small Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We can’t do big data, so we got a bunch of small data and threw it all together.

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  • Santa Data

    Santa Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Cartoon showing Santa sitting at his desk with two computer monitors, one says ‘naughty data,’ and the other says ‘nice data.’

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  • Another Data Breach

    Another Data Breach

    $20.00 – $100.00

    What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?

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  • Low Expectations

    Low Expectations

    $20.00 – $100.00

    As the data shows us in this chart, sales have exceeded expectations. In a related graph, expectations are at an all-time low.

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  • Abandoned Data Storage

    Abandoned Data Storage

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Okay, here’s an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We’ll start the bidding at $50…

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  • Downticks, Upticks, Antics

    Downticks, Upticks, Antics

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics.”

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  • Data Visualization Tats

    Data Visualization Tats

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

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  • Reactive Data Security

    Reactive Data Security

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Two data workers running in full panic out of room with sign on door “Reactive Data Security”

    Data worker relaxing in another room with sign on door “Predictive Data Security”

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  • Data Collection Schemes

    Data Collection Schemes

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Jerry unwittingly walks into another data collection scheme.

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  • Data Bodyguard

    Data Bodyguard

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Let me introduce you to James, our data steward, Bill, our data custodian, and ‘Moose,’ our data bodyguard.”

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  • Stuck in a Patch of Fog

    Stuck in a Patch of Fog

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.”

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  • Data Dice

    Data Dice

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I Don’t know, I just thought my data dash-board could use some fuzzy dice.

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  • Clean Data

    Clean Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Conrad always had the cleanest data.

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  • Big Data Robert

    Big Data Robert

    $20.00 – $100.00

    …and here we have Robert, who handles all of our big data projects.

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  • 3D Printer Chart

    3D Printer Chart

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I accidentally sent this week’s data charts to the 3-D printer.

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  • Activation Key to the City

    Activation Key to the City

    $20.00 – $100.00

    For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!

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  • Digital Deadbeat Boyfriend

    Digital Deadbeat Boyfriend

    $20.00 – $100.00

    It all started out innocently enough allowing Alexa to come into our home, but then she invited her deadbeat boyfriend along, and now we can’t seem to get rid of him.

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  • Digital Red Tape

    Digital Red Tape

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Technology has helped us get rid of all the administrative red tape – now the mess is all digital.

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  • Brutal IT Budget Cuts

    Brutal IT Budget Cuts

    $20.00 – $100.00

    These cuts to the IT budget have been brutal, huh?

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  • User Agreement Soul Crusher

    User Agreement Soul Crusher

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Every time I click ‘accept’ for these online user agreements, a piece of my soul dies.

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