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  • 401 Que Pasa

    $20.00 – $100.00

    When the company announced that they’re gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like ‘401 que pasa?‘

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  • Filing Cabinet Hotel

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The top two drawers are for insurance forms, the next two are accounts payable, and we let a homeless man named Lenny sleep in the bottom drawer at night.

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  • Flexible Workers

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We need workers who can bend in many different positions.

    No, no, no! I said flexible workers… We need some flexible workers!

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  • Fragile Stamper

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Fragile

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  • Good Idea Box

    $20.00 – $100.00

    An office worker is standing near a box with a sign above reading, ‘Place good ideas management can take credit for here.’

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  • Home Game

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We’re sorry to see you go, Jim but as a consolation price we’re giving you your job– the home game! Good luck, Jimbo!

    The latest trend in firing people.

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  • Hostage Help Sign

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Highway road sign reads: ‘Please help! My coworkers and I are being held hostage at the Express Sign Company! Call police!’

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  • INcineration Desk Tray

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    An office worker is sitting at his desk with a letter tray labeled ‘IN’ and another one labeled ‘INcinerate,’ with a fire inside of it.

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  • Labyrinth Appraiser

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Yes, I know you’ve been calling here for years trying to get ahold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn’t in right now… in fact, he still hasn’t returned from his first-ever appraisal!

    Jack Shelton, Labyrinth Appraiser

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  • Lawn Plow

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read “mow the lawn,” not “plow the lawn.”

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  • Mel Finish

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Dang it, Mel, you never finish anything you start!

    What do you mean I never

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  • Prankster Of The Month

    $20.00 – $100.00

    An upside down picture of the employee of the month is next to a right side up picture of the prankster of the month.

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  • Safety Monocle

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The gentlemen’s apparel Co. – Safety monocle required in work zone.

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  • Slippery Pyramid

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Ancient Egyptians rolling a block up a pyramid. A sign near them says ‘Caution Slippery Pyramid.’

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