• 361 Day Recovery Period

    361 Day Recovery Period

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “I’d like to request a four day work schedule. I need the other 361 days to recover from this place.”

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  • Roach Motel

    Roach Motel

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    What do you mean I can’t check out?  What kind of a… motel… is…this… place…

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  • Sea Shell Menu Options

    Sea Shell Menu Options

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Welcome to the sounds of the ocean. Listen carefully as our menu options have changed. To continue in Spanish, press one now…

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  • Shark Kite Flying

    Shark Kite Flying

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    As a man is flying a kite on the beach, he sees a shark flying a kite from underneath the ocean.

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