• Digital Uniforms

    Digital Uniforms

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I upgraded to the new digital uniform.

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  • Four-Letter General

    Four-Letter General

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

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  • Palindrone

    Palindrone

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    We call it “The Palindrone.” Another failed weapons project by the U.S. government.

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  • QR Code Patch

    QR Code Patch

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    After the last round of budget cuts the military gave us these QR code patches. You’ll have to scan it with your smartphone to see my uniform decorations.

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