Checking Facebook
$20.00 – $100.00“I can’t face my checkbook, so I just check my Facebook.”
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When I’m finished with you would you like me to update your Facebook status?
Old man rocking on front porch with sign that says ‘Follow me on twiddle my thumbs.com’
Please enter your account number, followed by the pound symbol. Â If you’re under 40, please enter your account number, followed by a hashtag.
In this prison your inmate number is also your twitter handle.
I appreciate how you’ve protected my privacy, Doc. I’m gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!
Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chat rooms.
Woman at store checkout with lanes marked ‘self checkout’ and ‘selfie checkout’
A businessman in an elevator looks at social media buttons on the elevator button directory.
“According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat-shaming memes.”
“I followed my favorite race car drive on Twitter and the computer crashed.”
I’d like to file a restraining order agains this guy who keeps following me on Twitter…