• Beardless Santa

    Beardless Santa

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Beardless Santa with Sign: Visit Santa Today, 1-5 pm, sponsored by Acme Razor Co.

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  • Chimney Lube

    Chimney Lube

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Santa has a giant tube of chimney lube in his sleigh.

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  • Santa Court

    Santa Court

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Santa Claus and the Jolly Green Giant go to court over the rights to “Ho-Ho-Ho.”

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  • Santa Data

    Santa Data

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Cartoon showing Santa sitting at his desk with two computer monitors, one says ‘naughty data,’ and the other says ‘nice data.’

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  • Santa Luggage

    Santa Luggage

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Luggage pick up gate 16.

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  • Santa Outsourcing

    Santa Outsourcing

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Hey what are you hiding behind your back, Santa?  Were you speaking chinese?  Santa’s plan to relocate operations overseas are uncovered by the elves.

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  • Santa Phone

    Santa Phone

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Claus on the santa phone.

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  • Santa Servers

    Santa Servers

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center.  Naughty and nice servers.  Santa takes full advantage of his north pole headquarters.

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  • Santa Sled

    Santa Sled

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Santa parks his sleigh on the rough side of town.

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  • Santa Therapy

    Santa Therapy

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    After you’re done telling me what you want for christmas, why don’t you lie down over there and tell me why you think you need all those things.  Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

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  • Santa Yoga

    Santa Yoga

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Santa! What brings you into our yoga class?

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