• Alien Shrink

    Alien Shrink

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    It all started one day in the woods. A 1974 AMC Hornet pulled up beside me and abducted me…

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  • Can't Read the Writing on the Wall

    Can’t Read the Writing on the Wall

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A cartoon showing a patient laying on the couch at a psychiatrist’s office saying, “I finally see the writing on the wall, but it was written by a doctor so I can’t read it.”

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  • Couch Fear

    Couch Fear

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    …And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?

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  • Double Shrink

    Double Shrink

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    How frequently are you hallucinating, Mr. Jenkins?

    Good afternoon, Mr. Jenkins.

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