• Extra Nipples Side Effects

    Extra Nipples Side Effects

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “I’ve heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn’t worry about that if I were you.”

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  • Pharmaceutical Charity

    Pharmaceutical Charity

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Before you say no to this prescription, let me also say that your monthly tax-deductible gift will help support a pharmaceutical executive in need.

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  • Placebo Side Effects

    Placebo Side Effects

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “I’m not so much concerned with the side effects of the drug I gave you as I am with the fact that it’s a placebo.”

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  • Side Effect Voices

    Side Effect Voices

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The voices from my prescription side effects say you should consider lowering the dosage.

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  • Voice Mailbox Setup

    Voice Mailbox Setup

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “To help with the constant ringing in your ears, I’m prescribing instructions to set up your voice mailbox.”

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  • Xanax Therapy

    Xanax Therapy

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    You gotta help me, Doc! I keep seeing palindromes and it freaks me out!!!

    I’m gonna prescribe you Xanax.

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