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Cigarette Pirate Patch
$20.00 – $100.00
Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

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Corporate Piracy
$20.00 – $100.00
“Of course I’ve been downloading content illegally over the company network. What did you think was gonna happen when you hired me?”

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eyePhone Patch
$20.00 – $100.00
I have to download a software patch for my eyephone.

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High-Skill Plank Walking
$20.00 – $100.00
That one’s for higher-skilled plank walkers.

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Pirate Pegsie
$20.00 – $100.00
Pirates playing ‘pegsie.’

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Pirate Safety Net
$20.00 – $100.00
We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.

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Pirate Ship Airbag
$20.00 – $100.00
Air bag deploys on a pirate ship that hits a rock in the ocean.

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Pirate Water Slides
$20.00 – $100.00
We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank.

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Planked Planking
$20.00 – $100.00
AAAR! Walk the person planked on the plank!

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Safe Distance Buried Treasure
$20.00 – $100.00
“Arrr! This X marks the buried treasure and this X marks a safe social distance!”

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Swiss Army Hook
$20.00 – $100.00
I got a Swiss Army hook!

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Whale Peg Fin
$20.00 – $100.00
Pirate with a peg leg see a whale jumping out of the water with a peg on one of its fins.

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