Caught Something Nasty
$20.00 – $100.00A doctor says to his patient who is holding something in a catcher’s mitt, “Looks like you caught something nasty there.”
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Extra Nipples Side Effects
$20.00 – $100.00“I’ve heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn’t worry about that if I were you.”
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Fist Bump Doctor
$20.00 – $100.00I’m fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.
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Flu Bonanza
$20.00 – $100.00A doctor says to his patient who has a pig snout, wings, and cow patterns on him, “You’ve managed to catch bird flu, swine flu, and a touch of Mad Cow disease.”
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Hypochondria Scan
$20.00 – $100.00Well, we’ve probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special “hypochondria scan.”
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Inner Phone Scroller
$20.00 – $100.00“I did finally get in touch with my inner child but he just kept scrolling on his phone.”
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Medical App Update
$20.00 – $100.00It’s been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When’s the last time you updated that medical app?
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Schizophrenic Doctor
$20.00 – $100.00Wow, three opinions for the price of one- what a bargain!
Erwin Swanson, schizophrenic doctor.
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Side Effect Voices
$20.00 – $100.00The voices from my prescription side effects say you should consider lowering the dosage.
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Student Nurse Victim
$20.00 – $100.00A student nurse drew my blood and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
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Telemedicine Triumph
$20.00 – $100.00“Man, this telemedicine thing is great– I don’t even have to put my pants on!”
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Toilet Water On The Brain
$20.00 – $100.00Your lab work came back positive for toilet water on the brain.
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Voice Mailbox Setup
$20.00 – $100.00“To help with the constant ringing in your ears, I’m prescribing instructions to set up your voice mailbox.”
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