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  • Can’t Read the Writing on the Wall

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A cartoon showing a patient laying on the couch at a psychiatrist’s office saying, “I finally see the writing on the wall, but it was written by a doctor so I can’t read it.”

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  • Caught Something Nasty

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A doctor says to his patient who is holding something in a catcher’s mitt, “Looks like you caught something nasty there.”

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  • Extra Nipples Side Effects

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “I’ve heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn’t worry about that if I were you.”

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  • Fist Bump Doctor

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    I’m fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.

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  • Flu Bonanza

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A doctor says to his patient who has a pig snout, wings, and cow patterns on him, “You’ve managed to catch bird flu, swine flu, and a touch of Mad Cow disease.”

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  • Hypochondria Health Records

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sorry I’m late, I had to retrieve your health records.

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  • Hypochondria Scan

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Well, we’ve probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special “hypochondria scan.”

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  • Inner Phone Scroller

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “I did finally get in touch with my inner child but he just kept scrolling on his phone.”

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  • Medical App Update

    $20.00 – $100.00

    It’s been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When’s the last time you updated that medical app?

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  • Photobombed X-rays

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Somehow you got photobombed during your x-rays!

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  • Piggy Bank IV

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Piggy Bank IV

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  • Popsicle Doctor

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Here’s another popsicle stick for ya, doc.

    Thanks, Earl.

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  • Schizophrenic Doctor

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Wow, three opinions for the price of one- what a bargain!

    Erwin Swanson, schizophrenic doctor.

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  • Second Aid

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The first aid team has the day off.

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  • Side Effect Voices

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The voices from my prescription side effects say you should consider lowering the dosage.

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  • Student Nurse Victim

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A student nurse drew my blood and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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  • Telemedicine Triumph

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Man, this telemedicine thing is great– I don’t even have to put my pants on!”

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  • Toilet Water On The Brain

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Your lab work came back positive for toilet water on the brain.

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  • Voice Mailbox Setup

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “To help with the constant ringing in your ears, I’m prescribing instructions to set up your voice mailbox.”

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  • Voodoo Doctor

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Well, doc, I still have that pain in my back…

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