• Dad Competition

    Dad Competition

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The competition was fierce this year.

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  • F Plus

    F Plus

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    My teacher gave me an F+ for failing so spectacularly.

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  • Fishbowl Coffee Dad

    Fishbowl Coffee Dad

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Don’t talk to your dad- he hasn’t had his morning coffee yet!

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  • Food Inhaler

    Food Inhaler

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    James is having another hunger attack! Quickly, give me his food inhaler!

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  • Lame Hashtag

    Lame Hashtag

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Dude, lame hashtag.”

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  • Nude Pajama Day

    Nude Pajama Day

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    This is the third time you’ve called me down here on pajama day, and for the third time I’m here to tell you that this is what my son wears to bed!

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  • Single Parent Stalker

    Single Parent Stalker

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Who is this? Why do you keep calling me? Is that a baby crying?

    Jack Vinton, single parent stalker.

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  • Smoked Baby On Board

    Smoked Baby On Board

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Baby inhaling second-hand cigarette smoke on board

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  • Thanksgiving Dyslexia

    Thanksgiving Dyslexia

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Your son William has a rare form of dyslexia…

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  • The Cannonball Kid

    The Cannonball Kid

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.”

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  • Unfit Parents

    Unfit Parents

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    What do you mean we can’t have custody of the children?…

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  • Working Odd Jobs

    Working Odd Jobs

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A child asks his mother about a beggar, “Isn’t that guy already working an odd job for money?”

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