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  • Dad Competition

    Dad Competition

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The competition was fierce this year.

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  • F Plus

    F Plus

    $20.00 – $100.00

    My teacher gave me an F+ for failing so spectacularly.

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  • Fishbowl Coffee Dad

    Fishbowl Coffee Dad

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Don’t talk to your dad- he hasn’t had his morning coffee yet!

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  • Food Inhaler

    Food Inhaler

    $20.00 – $100.00

    James is having another hunger attack! Quickly, give me his food inhaler!

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  • Lame Hashtag

    Lame Hashtag

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Dude, lame hashtag.”

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  • Nude Pajama Day

    Nude Pajama Day

    $20.00 – $100.00

    This is the third time you’ve called me down here on pajama day, and for the third time I’m here to tell you that this is what my son wears to bed!

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  • Single Parent Stalker

    Single Parent Stalker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Who is this? Why do you keep calling me? Is that a baby crying?

    Jack Vinton, single parent stalker.

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  • Smoked Baby On Board

    Smoked Baby On Board

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Baby inhaling second-hand cigarette smoke on board

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  • Thanksgiving Dyslexia

    Thanksgiving Dyslexia

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Your son William has a rare form of dyslexia…

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  • The Cannonball Kid

    The Cannonball Kid

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.”

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  • Unfit Parents

    Unfit Parents

    $20.00 – $100.00

    What do you mean we can’t have custody of the children?…

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  • Working Odd Jobs

    Working Odd Jobs

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A child asks his mother about a beggar, “Isn’t that guy already working an odd job for money?”

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