• Bad Habits Patient

    Bad Habits Patient

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you’ll be in as good a shape as you’ve never been.

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  • Diver Down

    Diver Down

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I’m okay, guys, the lower diving board broke my fall!

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  • Famished Jeans

    Famished Jeans

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Famished jeans: because sometimes skinny jeans just cover too much.

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  • Food Inhaler

    Food Inhaler

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    James is having another hunger attack! Quickly, give me his food inhaler!

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  • Skinny Sign

    Skinny Sign

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    You must be skinnier than this to eat at buffet bar.

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