• 401 Que Pasa

    401 Que Pasa

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    When the company announced that they’re gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like ‘401 que pasa?

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  • Acme Adhesive Corp.

    Acme Adhesive Corp.

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Man sitting at desk at Acme Adhesive Corp. with papers stuck all over him.

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  • Another Data Breach

    Another Data Breach

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?

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  • Artificial Unintelligence

    Artificial Unintelligence

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A cartoon featuring a man sitting at his office desk lamenting to a coworker, “I used to worry about artificial intelligence taking my job, but then I realized there’s nothing intelligent about what I do…”

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  • Audi 5000 Box

    Audi 5000 Box

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A hip-hop office guy sits at his desk with desk trays that read ‘In’ and ‘Audi 5000.’

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  • Back-Stabbing Skank

    Back-Stabbing Skank

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Oh, hey, Rhonda, whatcha doin’?

    Learning how to speak your language.

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  • Big Data Robert

    Big Data Robert

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    …and here we have Robert, who handles all of our big data projects.

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  • Big Key Chain

    Big Key Chain

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Why can’t you just hang your key to the city on an office wall like a normal honoree?

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  • Briefcase Bait

    Briefcase Bait

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Image of briefcases swimming in ocean.  A letter is on a hook for bait, while one of the swimming briefcases is going to try to eat it.

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  • Brutal IT Budget Cuts

    Brutal IT Budget Cuts

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    These cuts to the IT budget have been brutal, huh?

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  • Butthead Office

    Butthead Office

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    All right, who’s been sitting on the copier again?

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  • Cat Word Skills

    Cat Word Skills

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “It says here on your resume that you can type 472 words per minute but it’s all accidental gibberish.”

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  • Celebration Help Desk

    Celebration Help Desk

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Man on the phone in his office, automated system says, ‘Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three…’

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  • Continued Downstairs

    Continued Downstairs

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The numbers look bad this month… like, the-chart-is-continued-downstairs bad.

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  • Corporate Piracy

    Corporate Piracy

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Of course I’ve been downloading content illegally over the company network. What did you think was gonna happen when you hired me?”

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  • Data Cooler

    Data Cooler

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    This new water cooler streamlines the gossip process – we get all the numbers and none of the fluff. The R.O.I. just sky rocketed!

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  • Deadly Computer Crash

    Deadly Computer Crash

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Roger’s computer crashes.

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  • Desk Request

    Desk Request

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Mrs Higgins, please bring me my desk.”

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  • Digital Red Tape

    Digital Red Tape

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Technology has helped us get rid of all the administrative red tape – now the mess is all digital.

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  • Diphthong Girl

    Diphthong Girl

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Linguistics Research Center.  Every time she bent over Ben would check out Kate’s diphthong.

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