• Pirate Water Slides

    Pirate Water Slides

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank.

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  • Planked Planking

    Planked Planking

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    AAAR! Walk the person planked on the plank!

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  • Sea Shell Menu Options

    Sea Shell Menu Options

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Welcome to the sounds of the ocean. Listen carefully as our menu options have changed. To continue in Spanish, press one now…

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  • Shark Kite Flying

    Shark Kite Flying

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    As a man is flying a kite on the beach, he sees a shark flying a kite from underneath the ocean.

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  • Shark Stoplite

    Shark Stoplite

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
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  • Siren Autotune

    Siren Autotune

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

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  • Snail Fung Shui

    Snail Fung Shui

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Feng Shui.

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  • Snail Nude Beach

    Snail Nude Beach

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Snails without shells at a nude beach.

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  • SOS Distress

    SOS Distress

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Castaway is trying to write “SOS” in the sand of the island he is stranded on, but is having a little trouble.

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  • Sounds of the Ocean Customer Service

    Sounds of the Ocean Customer Service

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A cartoon showing a man standing on a beach shore, listening to a shell say, “Thank you for calling sounds of the ocean. Your call will be answered in the order it was received. You are currently caller #37 in queue…”

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  • Stranded Anorexics

    Stranded Anorexics

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I’d give anything to refuse a plate of food right now. Stranded anorexics.

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  • Swiss Army Hook

    Swiss Army Hook

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I got a Swiss Army hook!

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  • Whale Peg Fin

    Whale Peg Fin

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Pirate with a peg leg see a whale jumping out of the water with a peg on one of its fins.

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