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  • Another Data Breach

    $20.00 – $100.00

    What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?

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  • Bar Graph Bonus

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Businessman standing beside chart with long downward bar graph taped to it.

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  • Blister Pack Data Security

    $20.00 – $100.00

    With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.

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  • Building Repair Budget

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “… And so it looks like another bad month as the data continues its downward trend.”

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  • Censored Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars.”

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  • Clean Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Conrad always had the cleanest data.

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  • Continued Downstairs

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The numbers look bad this month… like, the-chart-is-continued-downstairs bad.

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  • Crushed Data Preview

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A gag cartoon showing a business man standing next to a chart in a meeting room saying, “Last month’s sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.”

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  • Data Silence

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “So what is the data telling us? Well, as of this point here, we’re no longer on speaking terms.”

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  • Downticks, Upticks, Antics

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics.”

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  • Low Expectations

    $20.00 – $100.00

    As the data shows us in this chart, sales have exceeded expectations. In a related graph, expectations are at an all-time low.

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  • Novelty Chart Hat

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “As the data indicates, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter…”

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  • Reading Into The Minutes

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Please don’t read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.”

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  • Rebel Data Outlier

    $20.00 – $100.00

    ” We’ve got a nice looking trend line here- I’d like to thank the entire team for contributing this data, including Gerald, for the outlier.”

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  • Small Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We can’t do big data, so we got a bunch of small data and threw it all together.

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  • Social Media Post Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat-shaming memes.”

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  • Submarine Goals

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Once again, we’ve managed to miss this month’s sales goals. Fortunately, we hit all of our sub goals.

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