• Alien Insurance

    Alien Insurance

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Oh, God, aliens abducted me and now they’re gonna perform all manner of hideous experiments on me!

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  • Alien Pests

    Alien Pests

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Your mouse problem’s a bit bigger than I first suspected…

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  • Insurance Benefit Friends

    Insurance Benefit Friends

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Then I’m gonna take my dirty, hot drug plan and cover you all over with the meds you want…  Oh God!!!  Friends with insurance benefits.

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  • Pirate Safety Net

    Pirate Safety Net

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.

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  • Prison Healthcare Enrollment

    Prison Healthcare Enrollment

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “No, we don’t need to enroll in health benefits every year, but the prison always makes us do it as part of our punishment.”

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