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Oh, God, aliens abducted me and now they’re gonna perform all manner of hideous experiments on me!
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Your mouse problem’s a bit bigger than I first suspected…
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Then I’m gonna take my dirty, hot drug plan and cover you all over with the meds you want… Oh God!!! Friends with insurance benefits.
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We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.
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“No, we don’t need to enroll in health benefits every year, but the prison always makes us do it as part of our punishment.”