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  • Beardless Santa

    Beardless Santa

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Beardless Santa with Sign: Visit Santa Today, 1-5 pm, sponsored by Acme Razor Co.

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  • Car Dashboard Christmas

    Car Dashboard Christmas

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A cartoon featuring a husband driving a car as he talks to his wife about the lights on the car dashboard, “Our car dashboard is in the holiday spirit year round– it’s always lit up like a Christmas tree.”

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  • Carrot Cake Nose

    Carrot Cake Nose

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Apparently, all they had was carrot cake.

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  • Chimney Lube

    Chimney Lube

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Santa has a giant tube of chimney lube in his sleigh.

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  • Eggnostic

    Eggnostic

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I think we should recognize the real reason for the season.

    I don’t know …  I’m more of an eggnostic.

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  • Mutation Donation

    Mutation Donation

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Please donate to the genetic mutation research institute.

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  • Pirate Stockings

    Pirate Stockings

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Barnacle Bart, Steve The Pirate, Red Beard, Captain Peg Leg.

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  • Santa Court

    Santa Court

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Santa Claus and the Jolly Green Giant go to court over the rights to “Ho-Ho-Ho.”

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  • Santa Data

    Santa Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Cartoon showing Santa sitting at his desk with two computer monitors, one says ‘naughty data,’ and the other says ‘nice data.’

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  • Santa Luggage

    Santa Luggage

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Luggage pick up gate 16.

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  • Santa Outsourcing

    Santa Outsourcing

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Hey what are you hiding behind your back, Santa?  Were you speaking chinese?  Santa’s plan to relocate operations overseas are uncovered by the elves.

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  • Santa Phone

    Santa Phone

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Claus on the santa phone.

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  • Santa Servers

    Santa Servers

    $20.00 – $100.00

    So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center.  Naughty and nice servers.  Santa takes full advantage of his north pole headquarters.

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  • Santa Sled

    Santa Sled

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Santa parks his sleigh on the rough side of town.

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  • Santa Therapy

    Santa Therapy

    $20.00 – $100.00

    After you’re done telling me what you want for christmas, why don’t you lie down over there and tell me why you think you need all those things.  Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

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  • Santa Yoga

    Santa Yoga

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Santa! What brings you into our yoga class?

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  • Snow Dome

    Snow Dome

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Northstar SNOW DOME manufacturing, inc.  Scratch, scratch, scratch…

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  • Snowman Beggar

    Snowman Beggar

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Please give.

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  • Snowman Melter

    Snowman Melter

    $20.00 – $100.00

    My goodness, what’s taking George so long, he’s been in the restroom for a half hour!

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  • Snowman Police Outlines

    Snowman Police Outlines

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Dead snowman police outlines.

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