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Beardless Santa
$20.00 – $100.00
Beardless Santa with Sign: Visit Santa Today, 1-5 pm, sponsored by Acme Razor Co.

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Carrot Cake Nose
$20.00 – $100.00
Apparently, all they had was carrot cake.

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Chimney Lube
$20.00 – $100.00
Santa has a giant tube of chimney lube in his sleigh.

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Eggnostic
$20.00 – $100.00
I think we should recognize the real reason for the season.

I don’t know … I’m more of an eggnostic.

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Mutation Donation
$20.00 – $100.00

Please donate to the genetic mutation research institute.

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Pirate Stockings
$20.00 – $100.00
Barnacle Bart, Steve The Pirate, Red Beard, Captain Peg Leg.

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Santa Court
$20.00 – $100.00
Santa Claus and the Jolly Green Giant go to court over the rights to “Ho-Ho-Ho.”

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Santa Data
$20.00 – $100.00
Cartoon showing Santa sitting at his desk with two computer monitors, one says ‘naughty data,’ and the other says ‘nice data.’

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Santa Luggage
$20.00 – $100.00
Luggage pick up gate 16.

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Santa Outsourcing
$20.00 – $100.00
Hey what are you hiding behind your back, Santa? Were you speaking chinese? Santa’s plan to relocate operations overseas are uncovered by the elves.

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Santa Phone
$20.00 – $100.00
Claus on the santa phone.

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Santa Servers
$20.00 – $100.00
So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center. Naughty and nice servers. Santa takes full advantage of his north pole headquarters.

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Santa Sled
$20.00 – $100.00
Santa parks his sleigh on the rough side of town.

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Santa Therapy
$20.00 – $100.00
After you’re done telling me what you want for christmas, why don’t you lie down over there and tell me why you think you need all those things. Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

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Santa Yoga
$20.00 – $100.00
Santa! What brings you into our yoga class?

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Snow Dome
$20.00 – $100.00
Northstar SNOW DOME manufacturing, inc. Scratch, scratch, scratch…

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Snowman Beggar
$20.00 – $100.00
Please give.

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Snowman Melter
$20.00 – $100.00
My goodness, what’s taking George so long, he’s been in the restroom for a half hour!

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Snowman Police Outlines
$20.00 – $100.00
Dead snowman police outlines.

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Snowtox Injections
$20.00 – $100.00
Another botched Snowtox injection …

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