• Emergency Cord

    Emergency Cord

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Help!  This is an emergency!  Mel pulls the emergency cord.

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  • Lost Foundering

    Lost Foundering

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Lost and foundering.  Can I help you?

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  • Shoulder For Crying

    Shoulder For Crying

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    No, I’m not having car trouble — I just needed a shoulder to cry on.

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