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  • 30 Day Diet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days.

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  • 6 Millisecond Abs

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Okay, ready to begin the workout? And…Finished. Good Job!  6 Millisecond Abs

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  • Beer Medicine

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven’t noticed any improvements.

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  • Beer Shoulder

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Instead of a beer belly, Tom had a beer shoulder.

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  • Breakout

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man, I need to cut back on that chocolate…my face is really breaking out! Meanwhile…Geez, I need to cut back on that vanilla!

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  • Breathers Anonymous

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Breath Aholics Anonymous – Hi, my name is Glen, and I’ve been clean and sober for over one minute.

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  • Butt Smoking

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Although Jim quit smoking years ago his ass still enjoyed lighting one up on occasion.

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  • Cigarette Pirate Patch

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

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  • Cold Feet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I came here because my podiatrist said her could help me with my cold feet.  Couples therapy.

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  • Couchaholic

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I am not lazy, I have a disease. It’s called couchaholism.

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  • Curly

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Say, why do they call you curly again?

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  • E-waste Versus E-waist

    $20.00 – $100.00

    E-waste Versus E-waist

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  • Emoticon Double Chin

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sigh … I need to get rid of this double chin …

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  • Food Inhaler

    $20.00 – $100.00

    James is having another hunger attack! Quickly, give me his food inhaler!

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  • Foot-Top Computer

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    I can’t wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!

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  • Gluten Sales Down

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Beggar sitting on street corner with sign ‘Gluten Salesman’

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  • Goya Yoga

    $20.00 – $100.00

    People are in class doing yoga in poses similar to the famous Goya painting, The Shootings of May Third 1808.

    Caption: Goya Yoga.

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  • Hair Support

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?

    I used it to buy a neck brace instead.

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  • Hole Foods

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Pete’s Whole Foods ” Good For You!” Danny’s Hole Foods “Donuts Baked Fresh Daily”

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  • Home Of The Beardwich

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sandwich Shop features the ‘Beardwich’

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