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  • Area 51 Rug

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Area 51 rug.

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  • Digital Uniforms

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I upgraded to the new digital uniform.

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  • Government Rest Rooms

    $20.00 – $100.00

    High security government rest rooms.

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  • Palindrone

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We call it “The Palindrone.” Another failed weapons project by the U.S. government.

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  • Photosweatshop

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Many asian children are exploited every year by graphic design firms who force them to work hours on end in photosweatshop.

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  • QR Code Patch

    $20.00 – $100.00

    After the last round of budget cuts the military gave us these QR code patches. You’ll have to scan it with your smartphone to see my uniform decorations.

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  • Rewards Card

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Would you be interested in our rewards card?

    No way. I don’t want the government tracking my every move!

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  • Wait To Be Cheated

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man at tax consultant agency reads sign that says ‘Please wait to be cheated.’

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