• Double Checkout

    Double Checkout

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A two-headed man separates his items into two separate orders at a grocery store checkout line.

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  • Gaming Genes

    Gaming Genes

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Sorry, Ethan, but in the world of video game tournaments it’s survival of the fittest and you just don’t have the genes.

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  • Gene Editor Rejection

    Gene Editor Rejection

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Apparently my writing is so bad I’ve been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA.

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  • Genetics Report

    Genetics Report

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics.

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  • Mouse Speech

    Mouse Speech

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Friends, labrats, countrymice- lend me your ears…

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  • Mutation Donation

    Mutation Donation

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Please donate to the genetic mutation research institute.

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  • Proceeding Hairline

    Proceeding Hairline

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family …

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