• Contortionist Funeral

    Contortionist Funeral

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend, and contortionist…

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  • Dummy Crash

    Dummy Crash

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I’m getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!

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