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Father is walking his son with a restraining harness and leash while his son pees like a dog on a fire hydrant.
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We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend, and contortionist…
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Genie, this isn’t what I meant when I wished I had my kids’ energy…
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That’s all the money I have in my wallet, so don’t ask for any more!
You gave me a dead moth and a ball of lint.
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… Well, son, I’m really glad we could have this heart-to-heart TED talk.
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Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.
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What do you mean we can’t have custody of the children?…