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Canine Kid
$20.00 – $100.00
Father is walking his son with a restraining harness and leash while his son pees like a dog on a fire hydrant.

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Contortionist Funeral
$20.00 – $100.00
We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend, and contortionist…

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Energy Swap
$20.00 – $100.00
Genie, this isn’t what I meant when I wished I had my kids’ energy…

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Family Funding
$20.00 – $100.00
That’s all the money I have in my wallet, so don’t ask for any more!

You gave me a dead moth and a ball of lint.

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Heartfelt TED Talk
$20.00 – $100.00
… Well, son, I’m really glad we could have this heart-to-heart TED talk.

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Pantomime Parenting
$20.00 – $100.00

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

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Unfit Parents
$20.00 – $100.00
What do you mean we can’t have custody of the children?…

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Canine Kid